Анализ страницы https://www.jezebel.com/Splinter
Основное Готовность: 75%
Домен
jezebel.com
Состояние доменного имени
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Проверяем корректность доменного имени и наличие технических проблем на уровне домена.
Домен второго уровня идеален для продвижения.
Отличный запоминающийся домен.
Ответ сервера
200 Успешный ответ
HTTP-код ответа и цепочка редиректов
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Код 200 — страница доступна. Коды 3xx — редиректы (цепочки замедляют загрузку и размывают ссылочный вес). Коды 4xx/5xx — ошибки, поисковик не сможет проиндексировать страницу.
Сервер настроен корректно.
Безопасность
Сайт безопасен
Использование HTTPS и SSL-сертификат
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HTTPS — обязательный стандарт. Google и Яндекс отдают предпочтение защищённым сайтам. Отсутствие SSL или просроченный сертификат ведут к предупреждениям в браузере и снижению позиций.
Не настроен HSTS (Strict-Transport-Security) — рекомендуется включить.
На сайте работает защищенный протокол ssl и сайт открывается по https.
Ssl-сертификат действителен до 27.10.2026 15:32:28.
Сервер поддерживает HTTP/3 (QUIC) — новейший протокол.
Поздравляем! Сайт не содержится в реестре РКН.
Кодировка
UTF-8
Кодировка символов страницы
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Стандарт — UTF-8. Неправильная кодировка вызывает нечитаемые символы и мешает поисковику корректно распознать текст страницы.
Указана кодировка на странице UTF-8.
Язык
en-US
Атрибут lang в HTML-теге
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Атрибут lang (<html lang="ru">) сообщает поисковикам и браузерам, на каком языке написана страница. Помогает при ранжировании в региональном поиске.
Язык документа указан явно: en-US.
Скорость загрузки
90мс
Время отклика сервера (TTFB)
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Time To First Byte — время до получения первого байта от сервера. Норма до 200 мс. Медленный отклик ухудшает пользовательский опыт и ранжирование: Яндекс и Google учитывают скорость страниц.
Скорость загрузки сайта 90мсек высокая. У сайта jezebel.com отличный хостинг!
Объем документа
239Кб
Размер HTML-кода страницы
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Слишком большой HTML замедляет парсинг браузером и сканирование поисковым роботом. Рекомендуется не более 200 Кб.
Объем html-документа 239Кб оптимален.
Структура html-документа корректна.
Ресурсы
Ресурсы: 18
Внешние ресурсы страницы (CSS, JS, изображения)
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Количество и тип подключённых ресурсов влияют на скорость загрузки. Большое число запросов увеличивает время рендеринга страницы.
Кол-во файлов ресурсов 18 много для одной страницы. Приемлемо до 10. Проведите оптимизацию файлов ресурсов!
Показать полный список ресурсов
| Тип | Название | Значение |
|---|---|---|
| stylesheet | https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/paid-memberships-pro/css/frontend/base.css?ver=3.8.4 | |
| stylesheet | https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/paid-memberships-pro/css/frontend/variation_1.css?ver=3.8.4 | |
| stylesheet | https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/inline-39.2022.10209.11821.css?ver=0.24890400%201787035704 | |
| stylesheet | https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/css/stylesheet-39.2022.10209.11821.css?ver=0.24892400%201787035704 | |
| stylesheet | https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/style.css?ver=0.24894300%201787035704 | |
| js | text/javascript | //www.googletagmanager.com/gtag/js?id=G-DD26PJV9Z2 |
| js | https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/google-analytics-premium/assets/js/frontend-gtag.min.js?ver=11.1.2 | |
| js | https://scripts.pubnation.com/tags/jezebel.js?ver=7.0.4 | |
| js | https://www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery.min.js?ver=3.7.1 | |
| js | https://www.jezebel.com/wp-includes/js/jquery/jquery-migrate.min.js?ver=3.4.1 | |
| js | https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/jquery.sticky.js?ver=6a8400383cc81 | |
| js | https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/pm_custom.js?ver=6a8400383cc91 | |
| js | //static.chartbeat.com/js/chartbeat_mab.js | |
| js | text/javascript | /wp-content/themes/pastemagazine/js/loglevel.min.js |
| js | https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/ewww-image-optimizer/includes/lazysizes.min.js?ver=875 | |
| js | https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/plugins/disqus-comment-system/public/js/comment_count.js?ver=3.1.4 | |
| js | module | https://js.prosopo.io/js/procaptcha.bundle.js |
| js | module | https://static.cloudflareinsights.com/beacon.min.js/v4513226cdae34746b4dedf0b4dfa099e1781791509496 |
Серверные заголовки
Кол-во: 13
HTTP-заголовки ответа сервера
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Заголовки сервера передают браузеру и поисковику служебную информацию: кеширование, безопасность (CSP, HSTS), сжатие (gzip). Правильная настройка ускоряет загрузку и повышает защищённость.
Найдены серверные заголовки 13шт. Подробнее про серверные заголовки.
Показать полный список серверных заголовков
| Ключ | Значение |
|---|---|
| Date | Fri, 21 Aug 2026 04:36:29 GMT |
| cf-ray | a2e6efe1eed0e948-DME |
| cf-cache-status | HIT |
| Age | 251283 |
| Cache-Control | max-age=0 |
| Server | cloudflare |
| Vary | accept-encoding |
| cf-apo-via | origin,host |
| permissions-policy | private-state-token-redemption=(self "https://www.google.com" "https://www.gstatic.com" "https://recaptcha.net" "https://challenges.cloudflare.com" "https://hcaptcha.com"), private-state-token-issuance=(self "https://www.google.com" "https://www.gstatic.com" "https://recaptcha.net" "https://challenges.cloudflare.com" "https://hcaptcha.com") |
| x-snippets-hello | avclub |
| Set-Cookie | __cf_bm=WypCMTNpoHoc1HRsaCbpMfp4ubTn7nDoR7ZYw8kX.O0-1787286989.1039736-1.0.1.1-WKgK3YIA6b2wPnasCjVOrhjuYUF5TOzG_pP3OGu6SCUxUhOXknaE0J3u4NoU3cugozGjzZGM_c2VZqxraOYz6FM3lW9lK8.4s9mnqSXCWVgASBsmyREINQFPAtEDYgO6; HttpOnly; SameSite=None; Secure; Path=/; Domain=jezebel.com; Expires=Fri, 21 Aug 2026 05:06:29 GMT |
| Server-Timing | cfCacheStatus;desc="HIT" |
| Alt-Svc | h3=":443" |
CMS
PrestaShop
Система управления сайтом (движок)
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CMS — это движок, на котором работает сайт (WordPress, 1C-Bitrix, Tilda и др.). Знание CMS помогает понять возможности SEO-оптимизации и подобрать подходящие инструменты. «Не определена» — вероятно, самописный сайт или нестандартная сборка.
Сайт работает на CMS PrestaShop.
Веб-сервер
Cloudflare
Программное обеспечение сервера
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Веб-сервер — это ПО, которое отдаёт страницы посетителям (nginx, Apache, IIS, LiteSpeed и др.). Определяется по серверным заголовкам ответа (Server, X-Powered-By и т.п.). «Не определён» — сервер намеренно скрывает эти заголовки, это нормальная практика безопасности.
Сайт работает на веб-сервере Cloudflare.
Мета-теги Готовность: 23%
Title
Splinter Archives -
Заголовок страницы в браузере и поисковой выдаче
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Title — главный SEO-заголовок страницы. Влияет на CTR в поиске и ранжирование. Оптимальная длина: 50–70 символов. Ключевые слова — ближе к началу.
Необходимо увеличить число символов в title (текущее значение мало: 19, минимум: 25, оптимально: от 40 до 45)
Дублей словоформ в title не найдено.
Description
Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films.
Описание страницы в поисковой выдаче (сниппет)
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Meta Description — текст под заголовком в выдаче. Напрямую на позиции не влияет, но влияет на CTR. Оптимальная длина: 120–160 символов.
Необходимо уменьшить число символов в description (текущее значение: 168, оптимально: от 120 до 130)
Keywords
Список ключевых слов страницы (устаревший тег)
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Meta Keywords не учитывается Яндексом и Google для ранжирования с 2009–2012 годов. Заполнение не обязательно, но не вредит. Конкурент может использовать содержимое для анализа.
Установите мета-тег keywords!
Канонический Url
https://www.jezebel.com/splinter
Указывает поисковику основную версию страницы
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Canonical (rel=canonical) предотвращает проблему дублей страниц. Должен точно совпадать с URL проверяемой страницы. Неправильный canonical может передать ссылочный вес на другую страницу.
Канонический Url прописан корректно.
Robots
index, follow, max-image-preview:large, max-snippet:-1, max-video-preview:-1
Директивы для поисковых роботов на уровне страницы
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Meta Robots управляет индексацией конкретной страницы: index/noindex — индексировать ли, follow/nofollow — следовать ли по ссылкам. Noindex полностью исключает страницу из поиска.
Meta-тег robots со значениями index, follow не накладывает ограничений на индексирование и показ контента.
Адаптивность
viewport-fit=cover, width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, maximum-scale=2.0
Настройка масштабирования на мобильных устройствах
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Тег viewport (<meta name="viewport">) сообщает браузеру, как масштабировать страницу на мобильных. Стандарт: width=device-width, initial-scale=1. Отсутствие — признак отсутствия мобильной версии.
Meta-тег viewport со значением-константой width=device-width задаёт ширину страницы в соответствии с размером экрана.
Meta-тег viewport со значением initial-scale=1.0 определяет масштаб 1:1, т.е. «не масштабировать».
Meta-тег viewport со значением maximum-scale определяет максимальный масштаб области просмотра.
Разметка OpenGraph
Кол-во: 10
Мета-теги для красивых превью в соцсетях
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OpenGraph (og:title, og:description, og:image) управляет тем, как страница выглядит при репосте в социальных сетях и мессенджерах. Отсутствие OG-тегов — невзрачный превью при шеринге.
Разметка OpenGraph задана. Страница оптимизирована под социальные сети.
Показать полный список og мета-тегов
| Тип | Значение |
|---|---|
| og:locale | en_US |
| og:type | article |
| og:title | Splinter Archives |
| og:description | Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films. |
| og:url | https://www.jezebel.com/splinter |
| og:site_name | Jezebel |
| og:image | https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2023/12/jezebel-logo-1200x675-1.png |
| og:image:width | 676 |
| og:image:height | 380 |
| og:image:type | image/png |
Все мета-теги
Кол-во: 22
Полный список мета-тегов страницы
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Таблица всех meta-тегов, включая нестандартные. Позволяет найти опечатки, дубли и лишние теги.
Найдены мета-теги 22шт. Мета-теги не видимы для человека и предназначены для обмена информацией между веб-страницей и поисковыми системами, браузерами и другими веб-службами. С ними роботы 🤖 и устройства ведут себя более ожидаемо.
Показать полный список мета-тегов
| Тип | Название | Значение |
|---|---|---|
| name | viewport | viewport-fit=cover, width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, maximum-scale=2.0 |
| name | google-site-verification | MZC__n97-t1Wt8eSe7roWbneHaFlPp2oPdKeMRu7b_I |
| name | p:domain_verify | 8f36922bc91ba221f10d82c407d8b6a9 |
| name | robots | index, follow, max-image-preview:large, max-snippet:-1, max-video-preview:-1 |
| name | description | Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films. |
| name | twitter:card | summary_large_image |
| name | twitter:site | @jezebel |
| name | msapplication-TileImage | https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2023/12/cropped-icon-512x512-1-270x270.jpg |
| property | fb:admins | 679468950 |
| property | fb:admins | 1185614656 |
| property | fb:app_id | 127550380613969 |
| property | fb:pages | 18512903240 |
| property | og:locale | en_US |
| property | og:type | article |
| property | og:title | Splinter Archives |
| property | og:description | Paste Magazine is your source for the best music, movies, TV, comedy, videogames, books, comics, craft beer, politics and more. Discover your favorite albums and films. |
| property | og:url | https://www.jezebel.com/splinter |
| property | og:site_name | Jezebel |
| property | og:image | https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2023/12/jezebel-logo-1200x675-1.png |
| property | og:image:width | 676 |
| property | og:image:height | 380 |
| property | og:image:type | image/png |
Оптимизация Готовность: 55%
Структура
Ошибок нет
Семантические HTML-элементы страницы
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Проверяет наличие основных структурных элементов: nav, header, footer, main. Корректная семантическая структура помогает поисковику понять архитектуру страницы.
Структура документа корректна (теги <html> и <body> присутствуют в одном экземпляре).
Контент
Есть ошибки
Объём и качество текстового содержимого
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Анализирует объём полезного текста на странице. Слишком мало — страница может считаться малополезной. Слишком много — ухудшается читаемость и восприятие.
Слова из title 1 встречаются в тексте редко. Добавьте в контент страницы слова из тега <title>!
Абзацев с текстом 6 слишком мало. Добавьте больше абзацев с текстом (тег <p>)!
Среднее число слов в абзаце 70 достаточно.
Кол-во знаков контента 14550 на странице оптимально.
Кол-во слов 2575 на странице оптимально.
Заголовки
Ошибок нет
Иерархия заголовков H1–H6
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H1 должен быть один и содержать ключевой запрос. H2–H6 описывают подразделы. Пропуск уровней (H1 → H3) и несколько H1 — типичные ошибки, снижающие понятность страницы для поисковика.
На странице присутствуют заголовки <h1> 1. Это прекрасно.
Тошнота
6,08
Насколько одно слово доминирует в тексте
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Классическая тошнота = √(частота самого повторяющегося слова). Норма до 7–8: текст воспринимается естественно. Выше — поисковик может счесть страницу переспамленной.
Тошнота превышает норму 5. Измените текст страницы!
Академич. тошнота
5,17%
Насколько текст перенасыщен ключевыми словами
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Академическая тошнота = (частота слова / общее количество слов) × 100%. Показывает долю конкретного слова в тексте. Норма 5–15%.
Академическая тошнота страницы в пределах нормы.
Семантическое ядро
20
Наиболее часто встречающиеся слова на странице
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Топ слов по частоте использования. Показывает, какие слова доминируют в тексте с точки зрения поисковика.
Контент страницы содержит осмысленный текст и слова.
Показать список слов
| Слово | Кол-во | Частота |
|---|---|---|
| august | 37 | 1,44% |
| weindling | 14 | 0,54% |
| splinter | 7 | 0,27% |
| jackson | 7 | 0,27% |
| latest | 5 | 0,19% |
| cocktail | 5 | 0,19% |
| 9:00am | 5 | 0,19% |
| change | 4 | 0,16% |
| trump’s | 4 | 0,16% |
| spooky | 3 | 0,12% |
| stories | 3 | 0,12% |
| newsletter | 3 | 0,12% |
| subscribe | 3 | 0,12% |
| movies | 3 | 0,12% |
| donald | 3 | 0,12% |
| article_category | 3 | 0,12% |
| against | 3 | 0,12% |
| boolean | 3 | 0,12% |
| updated | 3 | 0,12% |
| apparently | 3 | 0,12% |
Индексация Готовность: 40%
Индексирование
Есть ошибки
Разрешено ли индексирование страницы
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Проверяет, не закрыта ли страница от индексации через robots.txt, meta robots или X-Robots-Tag. Страница, закрытая от индексации, не появится в поисковой выдаче.
Анкоров на странице 279 слишком много. Проведите ревизию и оптимизацию ссылок сайта.
Robots.txt
Найден корректный robots.txt
Файл управления сканированием сайта роботами
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Robots.txt указывает поисковым роботам, какие страницы сканировать, а какие — нет. Ошибки в файле могут случайно закрыть важные разделы от индексации.
Robots.txt настроен корректно. Размер файла: 580 байт. Загружен за: 72мсек.
Проверяемая страница не запрещена в robots.txt.
Robots.txt доступен по постоянному адресу
Показать содержимое robots.txt
# START YOAST BLOCK
# ---------------------------
User-agent: *
Disallow: /wp-json/
Disallow: /?rest_route=
# ---------------------------
# END YOAST BLOCK
User-agent: GPTBot
Disallow: /
User-agent: ChatGPT-User
Disallow: /
User-agent: Applebot-Extended
Disallow: /
Sitemap: https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/site-maps/sitemap-index.xml
Sitemap: https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/site-maps/news-sitemap-index.xml
Sitemap: https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/site-maps/video-sitemap-index.xml
Sitemap: https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/site-maps/category-pages-sitemap.xml
Sitemap
Кол-во: 4
XML-карта сайта для поисковиков
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Sitemap.xml помогает поисковику быстрее находить и индексировать страницы. Особенно важен для крупных сайтов и новых страниц, на которые ещё нет входящих ссылок.
Robots.txt содержит несколько карт сайтов 4. Это профессионально!
Robots.txt не содержит ошибок в картах сайта.
Показать карты сайта
| Url | Статус |
|---|---|
| https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/site-maps/sitemap-index.xml |
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| https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/site-maps/news-sitemap-index.xml |
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| https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/site-maps/video-sitemap-index.xml |
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| https://www.jezebel.com/wp-content/site-maps/category-pages-sitemap.xml |
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Внутренние ссылки
Кол-во: 18
Ссылки на другие страницы своего сайта
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Внутренние ссылки распределяют ссылочный вес между страницами и помогают поисковику обходить сайт. Пустые анкоры и ссылки на запрещённые robots.txt страницы — типичные ошибки.
Внутренних ссылок на странице 18 оптимально.
Внутренние ссылки не запрещены к индексации в robots.txt.
На странице присутствуют изображения 2.
Показать внутренние ссылки
| Url | Анкор | Состояние |
|---|---|---|
| /latest |
Latest
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| /politics |
Politics
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| /entertainment |
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<b class="title">More than 200,000 Canadians Signed a Petition to Banish the U.S. Ambassador from the Country</b>
<b class="byline hide-for-medium">By Jim Vorel</b>
<b class="time hide-for-medium">August 17, 2026 | 11:04am</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="Trump Makes Big North Korean Policy Change via Whiny Post" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/151-President_Trump_Meets_with_Chairman_Kim_Jong_Un_48162627081-1.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/151-President_Trump_Meets_with_Chairman_Kim_Jong_Un_48162627081-1.jpg" alt="Trump Makes Big North Korean Policy Change via Whiny Post" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">Trump Makes Big North Korean Policy Change via Whiny Post</b><b class="byline">By Jacob Weindling</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-17T09:21:37+00:00">August 17, 2026 | 9:21am</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="Close Out Summer's Muggy Dog Days With a Revitalizing Frozen Cocktail: Once Over #2" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/once-over-cocktail-lead.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/once-over-cocktail-lead.jpg" alt="Close Out Summer's Muggy Dog Days With a Revitalizing Frozen Cocktail: Once Over #2" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">Close Out Summer's Muggy Dog Days With a Revitalizing Frozen Cocktail: Once Over #2</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-16T09:30:42+00:00">August 16, 2026 | 9:30am</b>
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<b class="title">Grok’s Latest Hijinks Include Saying Elon Musk Is a Pedophile and Calling for His Assassination</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-14T15:17:05+00:00">August 14, 2026 | 3:17pm</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="DHS Spent Half a Billion Dollars (No Bid) on a Fleet of Jets That Now Sit Unused in Hangars" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/dhs-planes-fleet-unsplash-lead.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/dhs-planes-fleet-unsplash-lead.jpg" alt="DHS Spent Half a Billion Dollars (No Bid) on a Fleet of Jets That Now Sit Unused in Hangars" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">DHS Spent Half a Billion Dollars (No Bid) on a Fleet of Jets That Now Sit Unused in Hangars</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-14T11:52:17+00:00">August 14, 2026 | 11:52am</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="The 2026 Chicago White Sox May Accomplish Something No MLB Team Has Ever Done Before" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/2026-white-sox-getty-lead.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/2026-white-sox-getty-lead.jpg" alt="The 2026 Chicago White Sox May Accomplish Something No MLB Team Has Ever Done Before" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">The 2026 Chicago White Sox May Accomplish Something No MLB Team Has Ever Done Before</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-13T16:40:37+00:00">August 13, 2026 | 4:40pm</b>
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<b class="title">Do You Have a Right to Drink While Standing in a Bar? Welcome to London’s Bizarre New Pub Debate.</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-13T16:06:39+00:00">August 13, 2026 | 4:06pm</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="According to Navy Families, USS Abraham Lincoln Sailors Are Trying to Jump Ship" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/06/gerald-ford-aircraft-carrier-lead.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/06/gerald-ford-aircraft-carrier-lead.jpg" alt="According to Navy Families, USS Abraham Lincoln Sailors Are Trying to Jump Ship" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">According to Navy Families, <i>USS Abraham Lincoln</i> Sailors Are Trying to Jump Ship</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-13T11:01:42+00:00">August 13, 2026 | 11:01am</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="The U.S. Senate Battlegrounds in 2026: 12 Races to Watch in the Midterms (Updated)" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/abdul-el-sayed-sq.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/abdul-el-sayed-sq.jpg" alt="The U.S. Senate Battlegrounds in 2026: 12 Races to Watch in the Midterms (Updated)" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">The U.S. Senate Battlegrounds in 2026: 12 Races to Watch in the Midterms (Updated)</b><b class="byline">By Josh Jackson</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-13T10:53:21+00:00">August 13, 2026 | 10:53am</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="AI Apparently Thinks Bourbon Smells Like “an Outdoor Music Festival”" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/neat-whiskey-unsplash-lead.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/neat-whiskey-unsplash-lead.jpg" alt="AI Apparently Thinks Bourbon Smells Like “an Outdoor Music Festival”" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">AI Apparently Thinks Bourbon Smells Like “an Outdoor Music Festival”</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-12T17:38:51+00:00">August 12, 2026 | 5:38pm</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="The 16 Governor Races to Watch This Year (Updated)" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/06/keisha-lance-bottoms-sq.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/06/keisha-lance-bottoms-sq.jpg" alt="The 16 Governor Races to Watch This Year (Updated)" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">The 16 Governor Races to Watch This Year (Updated)</b><b class="byline">By Josh Jackson</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-12T12:00:57+00:00">August 12, 2026 | 12:00pm</b>
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<b class="title">No Amount of Pillows Could Cushion Mike Lindell’s Crash Landing</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-12T10:47:35+00:00">August 12, 2026 | 10:47am</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="AI Is Not Going to Do the Reading for You" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/151-Greenlight_Bookstore_interior_2026.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/151-Greenlight_Bookstore_interior_2026.jpg" alt="AI Is Not Going to Do the Reading for You" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">AI Is Not Going to Do the Reading for You</b><b class="byline">By Jacob Weindling</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-11T17:31:54+00:00">August 11, 2026 | 5:31pm</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="Trump Administration Literally Used His Press Pool as Bait for Iranian Missiles on Air Force One" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/07/air-force-one-unsplash-lead.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/07/air-force-one-unsplash-lead.jpg" alt="Trump Administration Literally Used His Press Pool as Bait for Iranian Missiles on Air Force One" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">Trump Administration Literally Used His Press Pool as Bait for Iranian Missiles on Air Force One</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-11T12:38:50+00:00">August 11, 2026 | 12:38pm</b>
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<b class="title">Donald Trump Wants Your Child Sick</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-11T11:02:13+00:00">August 11, 2026 | 11:02am</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="Amazon Is Building the Country’s Single Most Polluting Power Plant for a Texas Data Center" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/amazon-packages-unsplash-lead.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/amazon-packages-unsplash-lead.jpg" alt="Amazon Is Building the Country’s Single Most Polluting Power Plant for a Texas Data Center" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">Amazon Is Building the Country’s Single Most Polluting Power Plant for a Texas Data Center</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-10T15:27:54+00:00">August 10, 2026 | 3:27pm</b>
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<b class="title">The Battle for Legal Hemp Runs Through the White House</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-10T12:51:07+00:00">August 10, 2026 | 12:51pm</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="Dodge a Mid-Air Collision With the Soaringly Strong Jet Pilot Cocktail" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/jet-pilot-cocktail-lead.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/jet-pilot-cocktail-lead.jpg" alt="Dodge a Mid-Air Collision With the Soaringly Strong Jet Pilot Cocktail" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">Dodge a Mid-Air Collision With the Soaringly Strong Jet Pilot Cocktail</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-09T09:00:23+00:00">August 9, 2026 | 9:00am</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="The U.S. Somehow Lost Jobs Last Month While the Unemployment Rate Fell" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/suploads/2025/06/151-Now-Hiring-Sign-May-Jobs-report.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/suploads/2025/06/151-Now-Hiring-Sign-May-Jobs-report.jpg" alt="The U.S. Somehow Lost Jobs Last Month While the Unemployment Rate Fell" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">The U.S. Somehow Lost Jobs Last Month While the Unemployment Rate Fell</b><b class="byline">By Jacob Weindling</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-08T12:50:31+00:00">August 8, 2026 | 12:50pm</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="More Than 50 Military Spouses or Family Members Have Been Detained or Deported by ICE" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/military-families-unsplash-lead.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/military-families-unsplash-lead.jpg" alt="More Than 50 Military Spouses or Family Members Have Been Detained or Deported by ICE" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">More Than 50 Military Spouses or Family Members Have Been Detained or Deported by ICE</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-07T16:05:16+00:00">August 7, 2026 | 4:05pm</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="A $20 Burrito Has the Online Right in Shambles, Warring with Itself" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/burrito-unsplash-lead.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/burrito-unsplash-lead.jpg" alt="A $20 Burrito Has the Online Right in Shambles, Warring with Itself" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">A $20 Burrito Has the Online Right in Shambles, Warring with Itself</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-07T11:38:25+00:00">August 7, 2026 | 11:38am</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="Trump Admin Hires Unqualified Law Firm to Deport ... er, “Represent,” Migrant Children" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/migrant-children-unsplash-lead.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/migrant-children-unsplash-lead.jpg" alt="Trump Admin Hires Unqualified Law Firm to Deport ... er, “Represent,” Migrant Children" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">Trump Admin Hires Unqualified Law Firm to Deport ... er, “Represent,” Migrant Children</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-06T14:31:21+00:00">August 6, 2026 | 2:31pm</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="Trump Admin Standards Are So Low That Anyone Not Actively Destroying Their Agency Will Do" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/cdc-exterior-lead.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/cdc-exterior-lead.jpg" alt="Trump Admin Standards Are So Low That Anyone Not Actively Destroying Their Agency Will Do" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">Trump Admin Standards Are So Low That Anyone Not Actively Destroying Their Agency Will Do</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-06T10:47:38+00:00">August 6, 2026 | 10:47am</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="The Biggest Story in the Michigan Primaries Was the Turnout Gap" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/abdul-el-sayed-sq.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/abdul-el-sayed-sq.jpg" alt="The Biggest Story in the Michigan Primaries Was the Turnout Gap" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">The Biggest Story in the Michigan Primaries Was the Turnout Gap</b><b class="byline">By Josh Jackson</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-06T10:09:15+00:00">August 6, 2026 | 10:09am</b>
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<img class="no-lazy lazyload" src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==" alt="Thanks to Flock Cameras, “Drove Across State Lines” Is Now Justification for Police to Search Your Car" data-src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/flock-cameras-getty-lead.jpg" decoding="async"><noscript><img class="no-lazy" src="https://img.pastemagazine.com/wp-content/juploads/2026/08/flock-cameras-getty-lead.jpg" alt="Thanks to Flock Cameras, “Drove Across State Lines” Is Now Justification for Police to Search Your Car" data-eio="l"></noscript>
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<b class="title">Thanks to Flock Cameras, “Drove Across State Lines” Is Now Justification for Police to Search Your Car</b><b class="byline">By Jim Vorel</b><b class="time" data-iso-date="2026-08-05T14:56:34+00:00">August 5, 2026 | 2:56pm</b>
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